© everlark

yansquid:

tyleroakley:

So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.

too presh.

the screaming one is my spirit animal.


1 year ago + 263,277 notes / via artmeansexplosions © tyleroakley / reblog

wolveswolves:

Twenty weeks old Sawtooth pack pups by Jim and Jamie Dutcher


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growing-old-isnt-growing-up:

speightbrigade:

archangel-bonding:

feferixmakara:

ilovefancyhats3214:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie
wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit
never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)
don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)
sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more
raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)
try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge
don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life
large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)
food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans
half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)
and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you
zombies burn

I

I love my followers so you need to protect yourselves.

even better, defeat Pestilence before he can start the virus

This is relevant cause i’m in a zombie movie…

Axes and crowbars are not only perfect for killing zombies, they are also capable of breaking down secured doors.
And never ever ever travel at night. A zombie’s ability to hunt won’t be hindered by darkness, but yours will.

growing-old-isnt-growing-up:

speightbrigade:

archangel-bonding:

feferixmakara:

ilovefancyhats3214:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie

wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit

never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)

don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)

sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more

raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)

try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge

don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life

large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)

food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans

half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)

and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you

zombies burn

I

I love my followers so you need to protect yourselves.

even better, defeat Pestilence before he can start the virus

This is relevant cause i’m in a zombie movie…

Axes and crowbars are not only perfect for killing zombies, they are also capable of breaking down secured doors.

And never ever ever travel at night. A zombie’s ability to hunt won’t be hindered by darkness, but yours will.


1 year ago + 307,371 notes / via queenlisette © ryuukensu / reblog

viria:

oncelerfuckingmagic:

beastlyart:

alliartist:


The Witch’s Son by ~Auroaronkitten

I like this a lot.
You always see things like the witch’s daughter. This is more interesting to me, since it’s rarely done!

Holy details, wow. WOW.

wow

this is literally one of my favourite drawings ever

viria:

oncelerfuckingmagic:

beastlyart:

alliartist:

The Witch’s Son by ~Auroaronkitten

I like this a lot.

You always see things like the witch’s daughter. This is more interesting to me, since it’s rarely done!

Holy details, wow. WOW.

wow

this is literally one of my favourite drawings ever


1 year ago + 153,206 notes / via queenlisette © auroaronkitten.deviantart.com / reblog

hemospectrum-problems:

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hemospectrum-problems:

(Submitted by anon)


1 year ago + 50 notes / via hemospectrum-problems / reblog

((i’m totally getting back on this account because Kat bby i’ve neglected you i’m sorry aahhh ;n; ))


1 year ago / reblog
#ooc

brititsh:

*parents voice* “at your age i did nothing wrong and i had good grades”

image


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crumblebatchandcustardfreeman:

cumberbuddy:

atropabelladonna1120:

fortheloveofsharpies:

forkplease:

cumberbitchsandwich:

dangling-thpider:

Reblogging this again cause he issodamn pretty.


POETRY IN MOTION.

Oh my God he looks like some ridiculous singer in a music video or something.

Reblogging yet again because accurate comments are accurate.

I lip read, ‘My Cumberhoes are callin” ….

Th… MY CUMBERHOES ARE CALLIN’.
-falls of the planet-

crumblebatchandcustardfreeman:

cumberbuddy:

atropabelladonna1120:

fortheloveofsharpies:

forkplease:

cumberbitchsandwich:

dangling-thpider:

Reblogging this again cause he issodamn pretty.

POETRY IN MOTION.

Oh my God he looks like some ridiculous singer in a music video or something.

Reblogging yet again because accurate comments are accurate.

I lip read, ‘My Cumberhoes are callin” ….

Th… MY CUMBERHOES ARE CALLIN’.

-falls of the planet-


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icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from


1 year ago + 390,952 notes / via marshmellowguy © icecoldnukacola / reblog

pakochu:

by LittleMissDelirious

pakochu:

by LittleMissDelirious


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